Me: Hey, God. Remember when I was captain of the Bible quizzing team that won state champs? How awesome was I back then? I memorized like 8 chapters of the Bible. I pretty much rocked.
God: Yeah, Sarah. You did. Can you still quote James 4:6?
Me: Obviously. “But he gives us more grace. That is why the Scripture says: God opposes the proud but gives grace…to…the……..humble.” Crap.